'Nool' Dickson

"'I run this fuckin' country!!' - Nool during one of his drunken outbursts"Neal Eric 'Nool' Dickson is the town drunk of Hawker. He believes himself to be the rightful President of the Australian Republic (despite the fact that Australia is a constitutional monarchy).

His political platform
As a man with strong political ambitions, he's set out a 5 point plan for fixing Australia's problems
 * 1) Make all people drink 5 cans of beer (preferably Foster's) a day
 * 2) Ban Pakistan
 * 3) Make Jake Logan the Prime Minister
 * 4) Murder everyone in Melbourne
 * 5) Burn down Canberra (as he believes it's a hive of scum and villainy)